If there's one thing we know by now it's that, when it comes to creative ways to tie up the bath TP, the possibilities are endless. There's the branch, the string, the modified wire hanger and now, for coastal dwellers: a nautical cleat as an improvised roll holder.
Above: Cut a PVC Pipe, to about 4-in-a-half inches for a standard US size roll; $3.38 for 10 feet of the 1-inch diameter size from Home Depot.
Above: Thread White Braided Poly Rope ($13.99 for the half inch diameter from Ace Hardware) through the PVC and TP roll together and tie it all up
Above: Tie it all up to a vintage cleat like a Pair of Chrome Vintage Boat Cleats for $12 from Brad Andres on Etsy.